The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.