The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.