The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.
Fran LebowitzRadio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
Fran LebowitzWriters get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so that people are constantly interrupting you while you're eating dinner.
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