Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
Fran LebowitzWhat starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.
Fran LebowitzVery few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
Fran LebowitzThe other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.
Fran Lebowitz