I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.