In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.
Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.