I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It's a cool movie. It's one of those I watch over and over again.

Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say "raw" it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.

As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that I'm away from my family 46 weeks out of the year. I miss all the birthdays and anniversaries and holidays.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.