The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.