Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.
Say Goodnight Gracie.