We use up words like 'spiritual' so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago spiritual had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus - is bogosity a word? It should be - a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it 'how I fit'.
George CarlinI say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.
George CarlinPeople have material needs, but you don't need a deodorant for every different day of the week. You don't need four hundred varieties of mustard. This is what I call too many choices. There are too many choices in America.
George CarlinBeing a Dodgers fan led to my first Air Force court-martial, but that's another story.
George Carlin