Life is a near-death experience.
Everything beeps now.
You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.
Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.
Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning