One of the interesting things about "outsidership" is that underneath it there's a longing to belong. I just wish the thing I refused to belong to - the species, Western capital culture - was a little more respectable. My one true relaxation is my flotation tank, in which I can either meditate or just drift off.
George CarlinAs you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
George CarlinWhat I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had on my chest out. I don't care if people believe them, listen to them, change their ways, or think, or any of that kind of crap. I'm interested in showing off. I'm the same kid from sixth grade who stood up and said "watch this."
George CarlinThere are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.
George Carlin