I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.
George CarlinEvery person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
George CarlinNext time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'
George CarlinI was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my twenties. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now.
George Carlin