Most people don't want to leave their wife and children behind but many people seem to want to take leave of themselves.

The only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.

Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

Maybe this is just me, because my priorities have changed as I’ve gotten older. But now I don’t want to be ‘sort of dating’ someone. I don’t want to be ‘kinda hanging out’ with someone. I don’t want to spend a lot of energy suppressing all my feelings so I appear uninvolved. I want to be involved.

Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.