I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.