I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
God is love, but get it in writing.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.