...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.