There are certain fixed rules that one observes for one's own comfort. For instance, never be flippantly rude to any inoffensive grey-bearded stranger that you may meet in pine forests or hotel smoking-rooms on the Continent. It always turns out to be the King of Sweden.
Hector Hugh MunroI love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
Hector Hugh Munro