In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
Henny YoungmanI've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
Henny YoungmanI've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henny Youngman