If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Wear it if it clashes.

Advice to anglers: don't take advice from people with missing fingers.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.