To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write enough to sign contract.

One of the nicest things about living in America is the fact that sooner or later you are practically bound to get an award of some sort or other.

[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.