Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Make lots of money. Enjoy the work. Operate within the law. Choose any two of three

I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.

In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.

Depression is something that has always figured in my life but now I'm dealing with it. I wish I'd done this years ago because it's been really helpful.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.