The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.
Jack PaarThen there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.
Jack PaarPoor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Jack Paar