You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.