I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me.

There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn't fall, I started to consider retiring.

Over the years I knew her she always looked at me like that - as though I was a quite pleasant but amusing object - and it always did the same thing to me. It's difficult to put into words but perhaps I can best describe it by saying that if I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us, helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.

I hope to make people realize how totally helpless animals are, how dependent on us, trusting as a child must that we will be kind and take care of their needs.

A farmer once told me one of the greatest luxuries of his life was to wake up early only to go back to sleep again.

For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.