You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.
Janet EvanovichIt wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum
Janet EvanovichWhen people ask what you do, tell them you're a writer. Put yourself on the line. Make a commitment.
Janet EvanovichWhen something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that donโt need ironing.
Janet EvanovichHe [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us. "I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said. [Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked." "I wish you hadn't told me that, babe." "Everyone I know wants to see you naked." "And you?" "Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.
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