I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

The main thing I don't like about myself is an absurd level of self-consciousness that makes any sort of social encounter an ordeal for me.

People who make good music aren't necessarily nice people.

Every woman I've had a relationship with has found this maddening; the fact that I will talk about anything on the stage, and reveal all this stuff, and yet when I'm at home, I clam up and won't discuss anything intimate or personal.

A song can't be completely serious if you rhyme melodic with alcoholic.

Don't think that the things around you don't count, because they do.

In no way am I supporting or suggesting that a Conservative government is a good thing, far from it.