In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in Iraq, he didn't expect President Bush to 'f--- it up as badly as he did.' Here's some breaking news, tomorrow former Vice President Al Gore expected to endorse Howard Dean as the Democratic nominee for president of the United States - and you thought John Kerry was using four letter words before! Actually, to John Kerry, Dean is a four letter word.
Jay LenoJohn Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke.
Jay LenoSen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is articulate, bright, and . . . clean. I think we've seen the shortest presidential campaign in history.
Jay LenoDonald Trump says heโs President Obamaโs worst nightmare. Thatโs not true. Having to make a decision is Obamaโs worst nightmare.
Jay LenoPresident Bush has urged people to get back to normal and today Congress announced that they are accepting bribes again.
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