Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.
Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.