Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.

I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!

Can I press one for English?

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.