Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.