Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

I chose the path less traveled but only because I was lost. Carry a map. - Phoebe Traeger

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

There is no snooze button on life - Tara Daniels

Matt?" "Yeah?" "You okay?" "Working on it." His voice sounded unusually tight. "I thought you said you did this a lot." "Yeah. I do. But apparently not with anyone I'm wildly attracted to." This caused certain reactions in her body that were best not experienced in mixed company. "It's just panties," she finally whispered. "And they're really great panties," Matt agreed. "But it's not the panties, Amy. It's you.