Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
Jim GaffiganBesides hot pockets keeps introducing new products every 10 minutes so I always have new stuff on the topic.
Jim GaffiganGyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine.
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