I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"
Jim GaffiganComedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you.
Jim GaffiganI do want everyone to feel comfortable. That's why I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
Jim GaffiganManhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides.
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