Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
Jim GaffiganThere should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
Jim GaffiganMy children have made me a better man, which is - in the end, that's probably more important than two more comedy specials or being in better shape.
Jim GaffiganI'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives.
Jim GaffiganI think it's important to control your opportunities, because in the entertainment world, it's not up to you. I'm not sitting here under this naïve belief that someone in Hollywood is going, "Gaffigan! What kind of a show can I build around him?" So you have to find things that can showcase your point of view.
Jim Gaffigan