Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.
Umpire Harold Bird, having a wonderful time, signalling everything in the world, including stopping traffic coming on from behind.
We take life too lightly and sport too seriously.
It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest.
Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator