One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
John OliverI really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.
John OliverYou're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.
John Oliver