Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny CarsonWhat's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?
Johnny CarsonAs long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.
Johnny CarsonI hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two hours.
Johnny Carson