If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?
Jon StewartThere are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
Jon StewartI've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Jon Stewart