All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to be the other way around.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.