We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

I don't hate anybody. My character is one thing, but me as an individual is completely different.

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil.

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you when you have a big fan base, and I have a great fan base.