I turned down Halloween parties every year, where people wanted zombies raised at the stroke of midnight or some such nonsense. The scarier my reputation got, the more people wanted me to come be scary for them. I'd told Bert I could always go and threaten to shoot all the partygoers, that'd be scary. Bert had not been amused. But he had stopped asking me to do parties.
Laurell K. HamiltonI just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,โ I said.
Laurell K. HamiltonIf you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.
Laurell K. HamiltonHe doesnโt pretend,โ the punk pixie said. He nodded toward Doyle. โNice rings. You got anything else pierced?โ โYes,โ Doyle said. The boy smiled, making the rings in the edge of his nose and his bottom lip curl cheerfully with it. โMe too,โ he said.
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