We all choke, and the man who says he doesn't choke is lying like hell.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.