The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.

I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.

Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!

Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.

I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things.

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.