Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.
Linda SunshineThe strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.
Linda SunshineAfter living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.
Linda SunshineThere are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.
Linda SunshineIf you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
Linda SunshineAlmost everything can be construed as sexual harassment depending upon the way it is said. One general rule of thumb is to think of your female co-workers as you would your sister. Yes, she is a woman. No, she is not a sexual object. Yes, your parents probably like her more than they like you.
Linda Sunshine