Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

My ideas for the future? To take over the world.

I like someone who doesn't take life too seriously. I hate people who are a bit uptight.

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

Niall: Help! Louis: Did anyone hear that? Niall: Help!! Louis: SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP! RAAH! (Pulls open shirt and has Superman shirt underneath) Superman is here!!

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.