I've been in more laps than a napkin.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.