I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.