Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

With sociology one can do anything and call it work

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good friend is someone who comes to hear your lectures.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.