Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'
Mark TwainWhen it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.
Mark TwainThe devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.
Mark TwainSome people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
Mark Twain